We all talk to our dogs. Now talk to us.
Dogfession: noun; A confession concerning canines; a secret in your heart that you'd only share with your dog; or a secret you wouldn't want your dog to ever find out!
Monthly Contest Prizes!
Enter each month as many times as you like by sending in Dogfessions. Contest runs from the first day of the month and closes the last day of the month. Here’s what you can win in the monthly contest:
Third Prize Package JULY:
Is a 4' long, self storing, automatically retracting leash designed to fit on and stay on your pets collar. Therefore, the dawg-on leash is always available, safely on your pet.
Is a 4' long, self storing, automatically retracting leash designed to fit on and stay on your pets collar. Therefore, the dawg-on leash is always available, safely on your pet.
A gift box packed with goodies from
Treat your pets to premium brands from 8in1 Pet Products. Dingo® bones delight dogs with meat in the middle rawhide chewing and taste satisfaction. Nature’s Miracle®, the #1 stain & odor brand, tackles the most stubborn stain and odor challenges, and Perfect Coat® grooming products keep pets fresh, clean and beautiful.
Visit www.eightinonepet.com to learn how to get your pooch the best stuff on the market!
FIRST PLACE, JUNE: This Dogfession is simply hilarious and strange beyond belief!
Finally! A product designed especially for pet owners! If you have unpleasant pet odors or stains in your carpet or upholstery, then you need the Purpose for Pets Portable Extractor! Purpose for Pets Portable Extractor features a lightweight design for easy treatment and removal of pet stains. An exclusive 3" scrub brush with integrated blacklight LEDs, illuminates hidden pet stains so you can find the source of pet odor in your home. Also includes two 8 oz. solutions of Dirt Devil Pet Stain and Odor Remover, and Dirt Devil Carpet & Upholstery Cleaner and Shampoo.
PURPOSE FOR PETS FROM DIRT DEVIL!
$99.99 value!
One 3 pint jar of Dinovite and one 4 ounce Essential Oil Shampoo!
Dinovite® is a recipe of all natural ingredients. It’s a coarse powder, the same consistency as coffee grounds. Just mix it into your normal kibble or canned dog food. We recommend a “daily dollop” of one scoop a day per ten pounds of dog.
Leather dog collar (your choice of size) from www.dogcollars.com and www.gotags.com!
A yearly subscription to MODERN DOG MAGAZINE the lifestyle magazine for urban dogs & their companions. Cherished family member, best friend, pampered pooch, canine kid… Modern Dog magazine celebrates all the contemporary canines out there—regardless of pedigree. The glossy quarterly features the very latest and greatest of what’s new in the doggie world: dog-lore; canine-inclusive home entertaining tips (in which martinis mingle with dog biscuit recipes); art and travel features; stars and their pets; health, grooming and training tips; breed profiles; canine news and reviews; and more! With dog psychology articles alongside haute couture doggie fashion features such as “Chien Chic” and “Doggie Styles,” Modern Dog is truly a dog lover’s dream come true…an accurate and amusing reflection of the myriad ways dogs share and enrich our lives.
A gift box packed with goodies from
Treat your pets to premium brands from 8in1 Pet Products. Dingo® bones delight dogs with meat in the middle rawhide chewing and taste satisfaction. Nature’s Miracle®, the #1 stain & odor brand, tackles the most stubborn stain and odor challenges, and Perfect Coat® grooming products keep pets fresh, clean and beautiful. Visit www.eightinonepet.com to learn how to get your pooch the best stuff on the market!
HONORABLE MENTION, JUNE: No, I don’t see it!
MOST CREATIVE, JUNE: Very thoughtful and very true.
SECOND PLACE, JUNE:
I feel this dog’s pain.
A package of CLOUD STAR Jerky Tender Strips!
Select first-quality cuts of beef, chicken, or pork are lightly seasoned then slow baked to seal in all of the natural flavors. Naturally high in protein, these Cloud Star Tender Jerky Strips are absolutely irresistible to dogs!
•Made in USA
•Grain Free
•Easy to Chew & Digest
•Wheat & Corn Free
•No artificial colors or flavors
•No byproducts
A package of CLOUD STAR Jerky Tender Strips!
Select first-quality cuts of beef, chicken, or pork are lightly seasoned then slow baked to seal in all of the natural flavors. Naturally high in protein, these Cloud Star Tender Jerky Strips are absolutely irresistible to dogs!
Orbee-Tuff® Eggplant with Treat Spot™ from PLANET DOG. Give your buddy a shot of B12 with our new Orbee-Tuff® Eggplant. This toy delivers 100% of a dog’s daily requirement of rompoflavin, chompohydrates, vitamin WAG and dietary fun. Non-toxic, recyclable and rinses clean. Made in the U.S.A. $13.95 value!
Travel feed bag from PLANET DOG. If you travel with your best friend, this Feedbag is for you. Carries plenty o' kibble wherever your travels take you for that nice, relaxing weekend. Holds 30 cups. Poly-canvas with water resistant coating.
BEST PUPPYFESSION, JUNE: I agree! (the person who did this one only gave their address, no phone or email -- please contact me for your prize within 30 days. Thanks!
EDITOR’S CHOICE, JUNE: This one floored me. What dog lover can’t relate to this?
SEE THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE FOR NIKKI’S PICKS FOR JUNE!
Second Prize Package JULY:
JULY 2008 Best in Show Award:
Nikki’s Picks for JULY
Two of my fave Dogfessions will win a copy of the new Dogfessions book from Harper Collins Publishers!
Most Dogfessions sent in JULY 2008
The Celebrity Spa Collection from HappyTails Spa!
DOGFESSIONS CONTEST FOR 2008!
It’s a new year and time for all new sponsors and even more great prizes! Please keep sending in your Dogfessions. Stay tuned for more prizes to be posted. Thanks to everyone who made 2007 so great! 2008 will be even better!
Contest running now:
The Month of JULY, 2008
Every Dogfession that arrives in JUNE is eligible -- send as many as you want -- the more the merrier!
see prior contest winners here!
JUNE Monthly Contest winners
THE BEST OF DOGFESSIONS AWARDS!
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SEE THE BEST OF DOGFESSIONS AWARDS 2008!
See prior contest winners here!
REMEMBER: When making your Dogfessions, think “confession” rather than “caption.” The best Dogfessions are the juiciest, truest, and most real. Captions are cute, but real Dogfessions are unique.
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Travel bowl from PLANET DOG. Travel Bowl pops open for easy access and sits flat for stability. The perfect traveling companion for your favorite travel companion. Durable poly-canvas with PU coating. Large holds 2.25 quarts. Small holds 1.5 quarts.
A package of CLOUD STAR Jerky Tender Strips!
Select first-quality cuts of beef, chicken, or pork are lightly seasoned then slow baked to seal in all of the natural flavors. Naturally high in protein, these Cloud Star Tender Jerky Strips are absolutely irresistible to dogs!
A gift box packed with goodies from
Treat your pets to premium brands from 8in1 Pet Products. Dingo® bones delight dogs with meat in the middle rawhide chewing and taste satisfaction. Nature’s Miracle®, the #1 stain & odor brand, tackles the most stubborn stain and odor challenges, and Perfect Coat® grooming products keep pets fresh, clean and beautiful. Visit www.eightinonepet.com to learn how to get your pooch the best stuff on the market!
Simple, Safe. And proven to benefit your pet's health. The Drinkwell Big Dog Fountain is a great way to show your pets just how much you care. Veterinary Venture's research shows that one of the best ways to improve your pet's health is to get them to drink more water. And the best way to do that is with a Drinkwell Fountain. By using a free-falling stream of water, the Big Dog Fountain continually aerates your pet's water with healthful oxygen. A charcoal filter also removes bad tastes and odors, giving your pet the best possible - and most appealing - way to stay hydrated! The Drinkwell Fountain is designed, approved, and recommended by veterinarians, particularly for pets prone to urinary tract disorders. This fountain will save trips to the vet by giving your pet this innovative constant access to running water. Not only does the Drinkwell Fountain encourage your pet to drink more water (helping discourage urinary tract disorders), but it also comes with a replaceable charcoal filter. The Drinkwell Fountain clean the water for your pet, giving you peace of mind knowing their water is fresh and healthy. The Drinkwell Fountain takes just minutes to install. It comes with detailed easy-to-read instructions. It also comes with a 6-foot power cord that plugs into any outlet making it easy to locate. And, it's compact size makes it easy to locate in your home. The filters (one included) are easily installed, and may be replaced every 6-8 weeks. The flow rate is easily adjustable with just a turn of a knob.
Win!
Dogfessions editor’s choice for JULY
Editor’s choice will win a custom bracelet from Pet Luv Bracelts.com!
I have one of these bracelets and I love it!
Is a 4' long, self storing, automatically retracting leash designed to fit on and stay on your pets collar. Therefore, the dawg-on leash is always available, safely on your pet.
Special Award: The Most Creative Dogfession for the Month of JULY 2008
The Drinkwell Platinum Fountain from www.vetventures.com. A $90 value!
But that’s not all you’ll get with this prize!
You also get:
A Drinkwell Cleaning Kit $9.99
Drinkwell Replacement filters 6 month supply $11.00
A Drinkwell Hydro-Go Pet Canteen. $15.99
Honorable Mention Prize Package JULY:
Ashley’s Signature Large Paw Pendant features a gently sweeping sterling silver paw pendant. This classic and stylish paw print pendant is suspended from an 18 inch flat cable chain that catches the light beautifully. The paw pendant is tastefully embossed with A&Co and 925 indicating its level of purity and originality. Ashley's Signature Large paw pendant’s substantial feel and flowing design make this a special and unique gift for dog lovers and cat lovers. Cat and dog lovers that enjoy this paw pendant can spoil their favorite cat or dog with a matching sterling silver Ashley’s Signature Pet Collar Charm. Further details: Pendant measures approximately 15/16 inch tall by 1 1/16 inches wide and is suspended by a sterling silver 18 inch flat cable chain with a spring ring style clasp.
Win!
Best Dogfession featuring a PUPPY in JULY
Have a cute, weird, funny, and oh so true Dogfession about a puppy? Try your hand at a Puppyfession and win this beautiful pendant from
THIRD PLACE, JUNE: I’m sure any dog lover would do the same thing.
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Nikki’s Picks for JUNE
These three Dogfessions won a signed copy of the new Dogfessions book from Harper Collins Publishers!
The “Sweetest Dogfession” in July will win a bunch of Dove chocolate goodies from Sherry Ravagnie!